Equicox

The time of the year when one's penis goea from hanging to the left, to hanging to the right, or vice-versa.

I felt my penis begin to move past center today. It must be the Spring Equicox.

by Tbonerstalloner June 19, 2017

Doppelwanger

Another guy's penis that looks just like yours.

My girlfriend told me my dick is a doppelwanger of her ex's.

by Tbonerstalloner June 13, 2017

Murphy's Intersection Law

When there's a four-way stop sign intersection a quarter mile ahead of you with no cars in it, that suddenly has cars converging from all sides at the same as you, making it impossible to discern who's supposed to go, and making a hazardous situation.

I had a bad case of Murphy's Intersection Law driving home. No one knew who was supposed to go, and we all crashed into each other.

by Tbonerstalloner August 30, 2017

Krautsource

When data is compiled from users of a network serving the nation of Gemany.

The German government decided to Krautsource data in order to determine their citizens' attitude toward immigration.

by Tbonerstalloner July 16, 2019

Over-Covid

The incessant, overbearing., Browbeating conducted by the cable news media regarding the lethality of Covid-19, including it's insistance that it is the worst pathogen mankind has ever seen, and the resultant cessation of all things important for human sanity meant to stem it's transmission.

"This man did not die from respiratory failure, he died from Over-Covid."

by Tbonerstalloner December 14, 2020