Definitions by Tbonerstalloner

Crapnel 

Speckles of dried diarrhea in or around the toilet bowl.

I had to scrape crapnel off the bottom of my toilet lid after several days of food poisoning.

Crapnel by Tbonerstalloner August 21, 2025

Over-Covid 

The incessant, overbearing., Browbeating conducted by the cable news media regarding the lethality of Covid-19, including it's insistance that it is the worst pathogen mankind has ever seen, and the resultant cessation of all things important for human sanity meant to stem it's transmission.

"This man did not die from respiratory failure, he died from Over-Covid."

Over-Covid by Tbonerstalloner December 13, 2020

Krautsource 

When data is compiled from users of a network serving the nation of Gemany.

The German government decided to Krautsource data in order to determine their citizens' attitude toward immigration.

Krautsource by Tbonerstalloner July 16, 2019

Murphy's Intersection Law 

When there's a four-way stop sign intersection a quarter mile ahead of you with no cars in it, that suddenly has cars converging from all sides at the same as you, making it impossible to discern who's supposed to go, and making a hazardous situation.

I had a bad case of Murphy's Intersection Law driving home. No one knew who was supposed to go, and we all crashed into each other.

Murphy's Intersection Law by Tbonerstalloner August 30, 2017

Equicox 

The time of the year when one's penis goea from hanging to the left, to hanging to the right, or vice-versa.

I felt my penis begin to move past center today. It must be the Spring Equicox.

Equicox by Tbonerstalloner June 18, 2017

Doppelwanger 

Another guy's penis that looks just like yours.

My girlfriend told me my dick is a doppelwanger of her ex's.

Doppelwanger by Tbonerstalloner June 13, 2017