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dooshbagery 

Always a male. An ex-boyfriend you wish you could get rid of by squashing, like the little cock roach he is. An arrogant prick that claims to break up with you but continues to stalk your facebook page. He makes idiotic comments on your facebook happiness status updates, hoping to kill your buzz, but the fact that he is still watching you only makes you realize how pathetic and small he really is. His sarcasm is much to be desired and completely shows his lack of intelligence.
Lilly: "Did you hear that Kris and Tyler broke up"

JJ: "No not really, I dont go on facebook that often"

Lilly: "Oh well, Tyler broke up with Kris, but continues to comment on her facebook page with stupid comments"

JJ: "That right there would be a prime example of dooshbagery"
dooshbagery by Lilly Amore Marsh December 14, 2009
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Dooshbagery 

The act of one whom is defined as a Dooshbag
Damn that Kid and his DOOSHBAGERY!!!
Dooshbagery by Visor July 16, 2004

douchbagery 

(douch-bag-ery)
The universal measurement of how much a douche/douchbag some is or is being at any given time.
wow i cant believe you pulled that bukkshit! your douchbagery is fukin astounding!
douchbagery by jibbarousseau May 29, 2009

Doochebagery 

Somebody who is acting dumb and/or anal about something pointless and/or absurd.
"Stop your doochebagery!"
Doochebagery by Waltor May 7, 2008

douchbagery  

the of being a dbag looking like a dbag or participaiting in douchbag activities
Despite my efforts to stop them they continued on with there douchbagery
douchbagery by short angry guy December 17, 2008

Doushebagery 

The act of being a doushebag
Man, that was such 'doushebagery'

doushbaggery 

Not "being" a doushbag, but the act/acts that define you as a doushbag.
His/her idiocy and lack of cooth transcends even the normal realm of "doushbaggery".
doushbaggery by Regtracker February 11, 2010
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