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doorwar

1)Locking the door and having someone pounding to get in, and then having the door pop open and hitting the person in the face.

2)Breaking down doors

3)The act of slamming doors against each other
Let's have a doorwar!
by Shorty McMidget January 13, 2011
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Doorway Dad

What you imagine is behind that cracked door during your fapfest? It's Doorway Dad. He knows when you're awake, he knows when you're asleep. And he watches you masturbate. Beware!
I couldn't fap last night I was being spied on by Doorway Dad. :(
by Doorway Security November 3, 2009
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dooryard

The exterior area of a home surrounding the most commonly used entryway, typically the driveway area; A logical extension of "barnyard," "back yard" and "front yard," it is likely that this compound word grew out of a necessity to distinguish working areas from living areas. In a practice common to the region, homes were attached to barns and other out-buildings; dooryard identifies the exterior area of a home not given over to farming. A household word in the County, dooryard is seldom heard elsewhere.
"Buddy does a good job of plowin' out th' dooryard."
by whitner July 15, 2008
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Doorway chugging

Is a made up sex act you tell people you're into, to see if they act like they've heard of it. Then later when they Google it, they'll see they were trolled.
by bartra February 27, 2022
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sleeping in the doorway

The male act of passing out during sex (whether due to alcohol or exhaustion) while in the act of penetration.
I was so wiped out last night after the bar that I ended up sleeping in the doorway. My wife was pissed.
by Paulie Jr. February 18, 2010
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dooryard

A Maine term for front yard or driveway.
Boy: Who drove into the dooryard?
Girl: Its my folks!
Boy: Oh no!
Girl: Quick! Put your clothes back on before they come in!!
by Mel Function September 6, 2003
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filthy doorway suprise

where a girl licks a boys ass and the boy poops on her face. then the girl throws up.
the "filthy doorway suprise" made my girlfriends want to be a lesbian
by body builder September 12, 2009
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