doorkieyé 

a homeless person who bathes in the river

doorkieyé scoob please take a shower

doorkieyé by scoobinator5000 December 25, 2021

Doorkicker 

An Infantry soldier who goes from house to house kicking down doors and storming entrances

Major League Doorkickers

Doorkicker by InfantrySoldier666 December 9, 2009

Dookiedeker 

Noun
A person that has a fear of shitting in a public washroom with someone else there, so they feign urinating until the other(s) leave. They then rush to a stall to do their business.
From Dookie, a shit or turd, and Deke, a sports term to psyche-out someone.

Here are 3 types of Dookiedekers:
1. The Average Dookiedeker: Usually a workmate that migrates to the washroom mid-afternoon. They've been dreading taking a dump at work, but can't hold it in any longer. Upon noticing someone at a urinal, they’ll pretend to use one too. Having people know you shit at work isn’t an option. Since they’ve been pinching tightly since lunch, urination is risky. The moment they leave, the DD runs straight to the stall. If someone’s in a stall, they’ll leave and wait for them to finish. When they try again, there'll be no time to deke.

2. The Smart Dookiedeker: This one accepts defeat earlier than the Average. They’ll attempt the throne earlier in the day, knowing there’s no point in waiting. This allows them more attempts to perform the deke, as well as even possibly piss while clenching

3. The Hopeless Dookiedeker: These will have held it in as long as possible before they cave in. It’s rare that this deke ever works. Once at the urinal, sweat will bead on their forehead. Then the Toilet Radar kicks in. In front of your urinal neighbor, you will accept your fate and run to a stall.

Witnesses will jest of your flounder for years to come

"Did you hear about Mackowski?? He just caved while trying to be a dookiedeker!"
"Oh thank god he left. Dookiedeker: success!"

Dookiedeker by Basque JRED January 13, 2015

God as Your Doorkeeper

When God opens doors no one can shut and when He shuts doors no one can open—when people and circumstances appear to be preventing you from your dream, but God wouldn’t allow the doors to close if they were going to keep you from your destiny.

Closed doors look permanent—your health isn’t getting better; your financial situation isn’t improving; the chances of meeting someone look dim; you’re stuck in your job or not getting promoted—but God as your doorkeeper can just walk in and suddenly open them. Are you ready for these suddenlies, as He opens and closes the right doors to protect and propel you to your next level of growth or success?

God as Your Doorkeeper by MathPlus November 10, 2021

dookieyanker 

To masturbate while droppin a duce.

Yo Jared did you know Mike is a dookieyanker. He loves to beat his meat while shitting.

dookieyanker by fuzzyclam July 6, 2014

Dookieye 

The process of removing your contact lenses after taking a shit.

I should have taken out my contacts BEFORE taking a shit. Now I have dookieye.

Dookieye by Max Dickson September 23, 2016

Dorkmeyer 

A person whom acts like an idiot and looks like a nerd, and combine the two together. This person looks like such a dork by the way they act, when performing any type of job or work. They are a jack of all trades, yet master of none...

Hey look at that idiot overthere, what a dorkmeyer!!

Dorkmeyer by toolwerkz August 10, 2009