dookiefest

When a bunch of dudes all go take a dookie at the same time in different bathrooms in one house or in different stalls. Whoever finishes first wins, but whoever finishes last took the biggest dookie and is officially dookie king.

Steve: Dude, I gotta take a shit.
George: Me too.
Pete: Hey, me too!
Everybody at same time: DOOKIEFEST!

dookiefest by Gayaka June 7, 2009

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Cookiefest

The 28th of every month is Cookiefest day. To celebrate this marvellous occasion you buy/make a whole lot of cookies and gobble them up with your friends. This is not a greedy day, but a day to share cookies with whoever you meet on the street also.

-Ana, guess what day it is!!
-What
-Cookiefest day!
-Lets go make cookies and share them with everybody

Cookiefest by nimble.hips March 3, 2010

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Dookiestain McClane

A person with a weak constitution, little to no redeeming qualities, few positive attributes and no apparent skills or talents.

I emphatically and repeatedly informed my sister's boyfriend that he was Dookiestain McClane as he frequently broke eye contact and weakly smiled in silence having neither the balls nor the grounds to contest such an assertion.

Dookiestain McClane by Flow Regulator May 26, 2011