dookiefest

When a bunch of dudes all go take a dookie at the same time in different bathrooms in one house or in different stalls. Whoever finishes first wins, but whoever finishes last took the biggest dookie and is officially dookie king.

Steve: Dude, I gotta take a shit.
George: Me too.
Pete: Hey, me too!
Everybody at same time: DOOKIEFEST!

by Gayaka June 7, 2009

Cookiefest

The 28th of every month is Cookiefest day. To celebrate this marvellous occasion you buy/make a whole lot of cookies and gobble them up with your friends. This is not a greedy day, but a day to share cookies with whoever you meet on the street also.

-Ana, guess what day it is!!
-What
-Cookiefest day!
-Lets go make cookies and share them with everybody

by nimble.hips March 3, 2010

Dookiestain McClane

A person with a weak constitution, little to no redeeming qualities, few positive attributes and no apparent skills or talents.

I emphatically and repeatedly informed my sister's boyfriend that he was Dookiestain McClane as he frequently broke eye contact and weakly smiled in silence having neither the balls nor the grounds to contest such an assertion.

by Flow Regulator May 26, 2011

dookiemeister

Lord of shit: eater of shit

I am the dookiemeister

by dookiemeister March 27, 2023

dookiesteamer

Someone who smells very bad and is very sweaty, dookie for the bad smell, and steamer for the sweat.

John: Mike is sweaty all the time
Tom: Yeah and he stinks too
Bob: Mike is such a dookiesteamer

by Sometimes I make up terms May 21, 2023

dookiemaster

an alpha sigma who sprays their shit on a wall.

that guys is such a dookiemaster omg! (falls in love)

by i like pussay July 30, 2024

Type Dookiestain

An expression similar to 'type shit' that originated in Allentown, Pennsylvania. It is used to express agreement or approval.

John: "I just made 5 bands"
Jim: "oh, type Dookiestain"

by John Obama II July 12, 2025