doontz

a tobacco cigarette

"john smoked a doontz"
"lets doontz it"
"doontz time"

by mike April 18, 2004

Bridget Dontz

A science teacher who can't teach but gots a badonkadonk.

WOW!!! Mrs. Smith is pulling a Bridget Dontz today.

by Jimmyisonfire September 27, 2014

doontoon

Groundskeeper Willie's pronounciation of "Downtown"

Where you can always go, ACH! DOONTOON!

by stinky_pants August 27, 2005

Dootz

Verb (dʊts): to dootz something is to do something in a manner that is vigorous or swift. To dootz anything usually also means to complete that task, or some positive effect has been achieved over-all.

(This may be particularly Australian slang)

1: "I'm going to dootz some housework."
2: "My TV is working way better now after I gave it a dootz"
3: "I'm so gonna dootz my girlfriend later!"

by meg_ryan_93 August 1, 2019

doonte

A aboriginal cooking pot, also used as slang by men to describe the presence of a womans prized possession. In short a vaj on legs, hopefully with big boobs. Shortened to doont

Show us ya doonte!
How many doonts are commin?

by Jalalamaha August 5, 2007

Doontang

Whereas males use the phrase "poontang" add a D for Dick and you have doontang. So the ladies can be just as crude when checking out guys!

"check that hot doontang over there Soph!"
"eesh he's hot!"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009

Dootz

An Australian bush doof (rave)

Oi let’s go to the bush dootz this weekend

by Big Witz January 11, 2020