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"john smoked a doontz"
"lets doontz it"
"doontz time"
doontz by mike April 18, 2004
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Bridget Dontz 

A science teacher who can't teach but gots a badonkadonk.
WOW!!! Mrs. Smith is pulling a Bridget Dontz today.
Bridget Dontz by Jimmyisonfire September 27, 2014
Related Words
doontz dootz Doontang doonte Doontie doontoon doonz doootz dootzed dootz pouch

doontoon 

Groundskeeper Willie's pronounciation of "Downtown"
Where you can always go, ACH! DOONTOON!
doontoon by stinky_pants August 27, 2005
Verb (dʊts): to dootz something is to do something in a manner that is vigorous or swift. To dootz anything usually also means to complete that task, or some positive effect has been achieved over-all.

(This may be particularly Australian slang)
1: "I'm going to dootz some housework."
2: "My TV is working way better now after I gave it a dootz"
3: "I'm so gonna dootz my girlfriend later!"
Dootz by meg_ryan_93 August 1, 2019
A aboriginal cooking pot, also used as slang by men to describe the presence of a womans prized possession. In short a vaj on legs, hopefully with big boobs. Shortened to doont
Show us ya doonte!
How many doonts are commin?
doonte by Jalalamaha August 5, 2007
Whereas males use the phrase "poontang" add a D for Dick and you have doontang. So the ladies can be just as crude when checking out guys!
"check that hot doontang over there Soph!"
"eesh he's hot!"
Doontang by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009
An Australian bush doof (rave)
Oi let’s go to the bush dootz this weekend
Dootz by Big Witz January 11, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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