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The act of getting absolutely motherfuckered with the boys to the point where you can’t string a single sentence together. Usually achieved via binge drinking.
Awh cunt, I’m going to get absolutely dootzed this weekend during Golden Features set at Metro City!
dootzed by sillyboys666 August 12, 2018
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Dooted Up 

Dooted up, is a different term for booted up not much people use the word dooted up, they’ll usually just say booted up. The definition of Dooted up is too be intoxicated off of any type of narcotics or substance in some type of way or form. doesn’t matter if you’re smoking weed, pill popping, drinking, or even just being full of energy, that could also be a definition of Dooted Up you will mostly hear this term mostly used in songs created by 23Religion, PcfTay & Rell Ruger… The term Dooted up is not quite as known as the word Booted Up the word “Dooted Up” was mainly originated by 23Religion in his early ongoing music career.
I’m so “Dooted Up” I can barely walk right now
Dooted Up by Marlarthadon February 19, 2023
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From the word dooze, slang word for the number 12.
A website has been created to reunite all the doozed fans, doozed.com
"woah bro, today I took a dump at dooooozeee:dooze!!! doozed!! "
doozed by TheDamned June 20, 2007
mix between dazed and doozey. After you have an orgasm and you are completly worn out because it was THAT amazing, you are doozed.
Wow last night was crazy, he got me 8 times in like 3 hours and i was so doozed afterwards. I could harldy function!!!
doozed by ~*.EmIfLeA.*~ March 4, 2010
To Dookie and Poot at the same time.
Damn the car smells like doot again, who dooted?
Dooted by Brriittaanyy August 4, 2007
don't have to get all dooted up we're just going to the movies...
dooted by mr.doot December 15, 2008
Also pronounced Doozled; The act of being so drunk that you may shit your pants or all together do stupid shit.
We got so doozed last night we all shoved a 48 pack of crayola crayons that were rubber banded together up our chocolate stars.
Doozed by Violin Titties March 5, 2011
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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