doonstars

the Scottish version of downstairs, in all it's many meanings.

"Hullo ya big jessie, shull we go doonstars so ah cun see ya doonstars area?"

by DrJonas December 17, 2007

Downstairs DJ

Female masturbation. Attributed to comedian Pete Holmes

She's thirty and all the guys are taken or douches; another night spinning tracks with the downstairs dj.

by Mr_happy_time August 26, 2013

Lying Downstairs

Lying Downstairs is when someone isn't telling the truth about how many people they've slept with.

Wow! Look at Susan, she is really lying downstairs!

by TheBigMacDaddy May 4, 2020

downstard

a very funny person who has Asian looking eyes and they don't know how to talk right. They also start to to scream Harambe in the middle of class, they have no friends and dress like a homeless person. No one likes they get bullied and harassed and it is funny as dirt in a paint jar.

Hey downstard u ugly

by jacksamuelson February 8, 2017

downstairs mix-up

your underside junk, commonly referred to by old greg as a mangina

occasionally is illuminated

"what about the boat times?"
"those weren't really times that was more of an exposure"
"you saw my downstairs mix-up"

by 0ld greg January 10, 2009

downstairs brain

A man's sexual organs, as opposed to his usual so-called-brain, the upstairs brain.

Mike wasn't digging Jen, but three beers later he was thinking with his downstairs brain. Now he has herpes.

by MWazza April 17, 2009

Downstairs Mustache

pubic hair

Her downstairs mustache was so dirty it had a whole ecosystem living in it.

by gimmiesumgrain August 29, 2010