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Dirty Doonan 

When you're a tricky twink with the ability to convert co-workers into part time knob polishers. Via use of black mail of sex tapes with thier moms. Also a dirty doonan has the ability to declentch firm sphincter seal for foreign objects to be incerted...orally
Oh shit! Here comes dirty doonan. Run! Last week he was muff diving in the boys locker room. I don't want to be a notch on that creeps belt
Dirty Doonan by Dr. Phallus May 23, 2019
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Noreen Doogan 

Well known Irish TV character famous for her extravagant wedding plans..
Honey,i've just hired a wedding planner....Aw,don't be going all ''Noreen Doogan'' on me....
Stephanie's having a horse and carriage for her wedding....How ''Noreen Doogan'' is that...
I don't know whether to have a church or a civil ceremony...What would ''Noreen Doogan'' do..
Noreen Doogan by thefullronnie September 6, 2011

suck me doogan

suck my dick. usually bellowed by a drunken football player while swinging from a rope swing at the swimming hole.
"suck me doogan", david bellowed.
everyone else laughs, then drinks more beer.
suck me doogan by da trick biatch December 28, 2005

Pulling a Doohan 

V. (Dü-hän)

To have sex with a friend or acquaintance's mother; Usually as part of a single, ill-advised, drunken episode. Sometimes resulting in unplanned pregnancy.

Origin: rumors that James Doohan (actor of Star Trek fame) commonly had sexual intercourse with the mothers of his Star Trek castmates (crew). He was known to do this while spouting double entendre involving warp nacelles, phasers, or tractor beams.
Hey LeBron, I heard that Delonte West was 'pulling a Doohan' last night.

Sorry, man. Your mom looked so good last night, I beamed myself over her house and 'pulled a Doohan'!
Pulling a Doohan by J Fitzzz September 15, 2010
To have sex with a friend or acquaintance's mother; Usually as part of a single, ill-advised, drunken episode. Sometimes resulting in unplanned pregnancy.

Origin: rumors that James Doohan (actor of Star Trek fame) commonly had sexual intercourse with the mothers of his Star Trek castmates (crew).

Mostly used within the phrase "pulling a Doohan"
Hey LeBron, I heard that Delonte West 'pulled a Doohan' last night.
Doohan by J Fitzzz September 14, 2010

Doonabetes 

Pronunciation: (doo-nah-bee-tees)

Noun:

Any of several disorders characterised by increased inability to get out of bed willingly. symptoms include not being able to get out of bed because of the perception that it is more comfortable and/or the tasks inevitably needed to be performed that require exiting the bed are of less value regardless of energy consumption needed.
Example:

"Cora cannot come to work today as she has a bad case of Doonabetes"
Doonabetes by Camspammalamb August 30, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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