Doonabetes

Pronunciation: (doo-nah-bee-tees)

Noun:

Any of several disorders characterised by increased inability to get out of bed willingly. symptoms include not being able to get out of bed because of the perception that it is more comfortable and/or the tasks inevitably needed to be performed that require exiting the bed are of less value regardless of energy consumption needed.
Example:

"Cora cannot come to work today as she has a bad case of Doonabetes"
by Camspammalamb August 30, 2018
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