Doonabetes 

Pronunciation: (doo-nah-bee-tees)

Noun:

Any of several disorders characterised by increased inability to get out of bed willingly. symptoms include not being able to get out of bed because of the perception that it is more comfortable and/or the tasks inevitably needed to be performed that require exiting the bed are of less value regardless of energy consumption needed.

Example:

"Cora cannot come to work today as she has a bad case of Doonabetes"

Doonabetes by Camspammalamb August 30, 2018

Dinabetes 

n. a nervous system disorder that occurs when excessive consumption of fossil fuels disrupts circadian rhythms.
(ie. feelin' gross after many nights of staying up late with the lights on).

Symptoms include tiredness, craving of carbohydrates, and use of the cliché "burnin' the midnight oil."

Often leads to endocrine system disorder known as Diabetes.

I tip my hat to carolling.
Anytime, anywhere.
But the moon setting on
Christmas lights, kinda
gives me type II Dinabetes.

Dinabetes by cotterindustries December 16, 2008

dorabetes 

Dora in 2020. Maybe changed a little bit but she's still Hot as Fu#k

Look up Dorabetes on google for more information

dorabetes by MikeC ocks Long November 10, 2020