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Cookieman’s ass cheeks 

a gift from the gods
Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno

Cookieman’s fat ass 

Fun for the whole family, Kids are welcome as well
Dam Cookieman’s fat ass was so fun my kids loved it

Dookie man 

I’m the dookie man
Dookie man by Sushdisnejandishwhfnw October 24, 2020

dookieyanker 

To masturbate while droppin a duce.
Yo Jared did you know Mike is a dookieyanker. He loves to beat his meat while shitting.
dookieyanker by fuzzyclam July 6, 2014

dookiebazookie 

when you have to dookie really bad, and you hold it and hold it, and your running (pun intended) into the bathroom, and you sit down, and the dookie shoots from you like a bazooka, with out a second to spare, and you think "wow, that was a dookiebazookie"
dookiebazookie by curbstyle January 22, 2010

DookieFarookie 

Fecal matter cured over time to form a super being capible of wiping the existance of man with one excrement of flatulence. And he is also known as 'PWND U' - wait, no.
when DookieFarookie was born, he released a silent but deadly noxious cloud. instantly killing the doctors who helped conceive him.
DookieFarookie by DookFook May 25, 2006
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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