Dookiemonger

A person who purchases and maintains an inventory of dookie (feces) to be sold to others.

I don't want to go to that dookiemonger Steves' house, because he has a huge surplus of dookie smelling up the place. I don't know how he sells it on eBay, but apparently some people buy stuff like that.

by Elmer Shitbomb August 16, 2011