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Dookenfuck 

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!
Dookenfuck by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020
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when you say donkey in the most Scottish ascent you have. or you are doing a impression of Shrek which is more likely
Dude1: say Donkeh

Dude2: ok DOOOOOOONKEHHHHH!!!!!!!

dookenshmirtz

nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”
*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”

“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”
Get out of my fucking swamp, Donkeh
Shrek and Donkeh are a dynamic duo
Donkeh by Living meme fangirl queen January 20, 2019
A smelly substance usually coming from the butthole but could possibly be found in other place.

Used as an exclamatory statement when in shock or surprised by an event or action
That new girl Jada smells like straight Dookey

OH DOOKEY JADA JUST SPILLED FOOD ON ME!!!
Dookey by Hannahisprobspooping January 15, 2017

dookey breath 

Breath in excess smell of fecal matter, or feces.
Damn, that old lady breath stank she had dookey breath.

I'm going to go holla at that girl do I have dookey breath?
dookey breath by uptwnxs May 17, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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