dookenhauser Share definition Flag to take a shit, to excrete feces from the anal cavity(dooker,dropping the cosby kids off at the pool) "dude i just took a nasty ass dookenhauser in your dads toilet." dookenhauser by zach mauer November 3, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the dookenhauser mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch