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Dorkenheimer

1. An individual who is completly and utterly devoid of any style or sense.

2. Anyone whose I.Q. is less than .000000000009, or less than that of a tin can and a table leg.
Chuck: "You hear about that guy who robbed the bank?" Phil "Yeah, he was such a dorkenheimer, he tried to hitchhike with an unmarked police car!"
Dorkenheimer by Phil/Chuck August 4, 2009

Gookenheimer 

A person of Asian decent who frequently likes to talk about German things and drink lots of German beers
"Do you see Pae over there? All he does is talk about how he loves Germans, and loves drinking German beers." "Ya man, what a total fucking gookenheimer!"
Gookenheimer by IYAOFU May 6, 2013

Doofenheimer 

A fat and cute cat that is a nazi.
A doofenheimer tried to gas me!
Doofenheimer by Swagpenis07 July 25, 2018

Donkeyheimers 

Democratic memory loss. Typically afflicts democrats who forget that the Obama administration has not come close to achieving the "change" that was promised.
My dad is voting Democratic in the mid-term elections. He suffers from donkeyheimers, and has forgotten that all things promised by the current administration have not come even close to fruition.
Donkeyheimers by Motulady October 17, 2010

Doofenheimer 

A fat cat that is a nazi.
The Doofenheimer tried to gas me!
Doofenheimer by Swagpenis07 July 25, 2018

Doogenhiemer 

Man #1: The Indiana State Fair is in Michigan.
Man #2: No it is not, dumbass.
Man #3: Yea, Doogenhiemer, you stupid shit.
Doogenhiemer by YTSupplyCo August 5, 2018