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Dorkenheimer

1. An individual who is completly and utterly devoid of any style or sense.

2. Anyone whose I.Q. is less than .000000000009, or less than that of a tin can and a table leg.
Chuck: "You hear about that guy who robbed the bank?" Phil "Yeah, he was such a dorkenheimer, he tried to hitchhike with an unmarked police car!"
Dorkenheimer by Phil/Chuck August 4, 2009

Gookenheimer 

A person of Asian decent who frequently likes to talk about German things and drink lots of German beers
"Do you see Pae over there? All he does is talk about how he loves Germans, and loves drinking German beers." "Ya man, what a total fucking gookenheimer!"
Gookenheimer by IYAOFU May 6, 2013

Doofenheimer 

A fat and cute cat that is a nazi.
A doofenheimer tried to gas me!
Doofenheimer by Swagpenis07 July 25, 2018

Donkeyheimers 

Democratic memory loss. Typically afflicts democrats who forget that the Obama administration has not come close to achieving the "change" that was promised.
My dad is voting Democratic in the mid-term elections. He suffers from donkeyheimers, and has forgotten that all things promised by the current administration have not come even close to fruition.
Donkeyheimers by Motulady October 17, 2010

Doofenheimer 

A fat cat that is a nazi.
The Doofenheimer tried to gas me!
Doofenheimer by Swagpenis07 July 25, 2018

Doogenhiemer 

The stupid friend in the group.
Man #1: The Indiana State Fair is in Michigan.
Man #2: No it is not, dumbass.
Man #3: Yea, Doogenhiemer, you stupid shit.
Doogenhiemer by YTSupplyCo August 5, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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