doofs

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Doof means "DFS" which stands for Dragonfire Shield. If you did not understand it the first time you saw it, be ashamed.

Omgitsscotty: Buying doofs 17m in the GE! |I R Danni: Yo dude, what's a "doofs".. Please explain man I'm really confuzzled :S

doofs by scott9_1 April 7, 2009

Words you can keep

frumes 'nd doofs

the frumes are the crumbs and the doofs and the television remotes

"why you throwing them frumes 'nd doofs at me?"

frumes 'nd doofs by shambolicsuperstar June 17, 2009

Related Words

Doofstick • Doofschnobler • doofshangler • Doofshnob • Doofshnocker • Doofspring • doofster • frumes 'nd doofs • doof • Doof Sesh

Vegan Doof

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.

I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.

Vegan Doof by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017

Doofi

The plural term for Doofus; more then one stupid person in the same vicinity.

I am going to die in a baggy of water with the Three Doofi.

Doofi by ChloeJr November 16, 2010

Doobskin

Slang for a marijuana cigarette, usually an L-Skin (see definition)>

"Anyone up for rolling a doobskin?"

Doobskin by churchillio May 21, 2018

Doof Dog

A person who is oblivious to their surroundings, typically caused by stupidity over malice.

“Look at that Doof Dog holding up the entire intersection”

Doof Dog by doofdog July 18, 2020

doof blast

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish

tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied

doof blast by ralph cucumber October 12, 2008

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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