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frumes 'nd doofs 

the frumes are the crumbs and the doofs and the television remotes
"why you throwing them frumes 'nd doofs at me?"

Vegan Doof 

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.
I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.
Vegan Doof by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017
The plural term for Doofus; more then one stupid person in the same vicinity.
I am going to die in a baggy of water with the Three Doofi.
Doofi by ChloeJr November 16, 2010

Doobskin 

Slang for a marijuana cigarette, usually an L-Skin (see definition)>
"Anyone up for rolling a doobskin?"
Doobskin by churchillio May 21, 2018

Doof Dog 

A person who is oblivious to their surroundings, typically caused by stupidity over malice.
Look at that Doof Dog holding up the entire intersection
Doof Dog by doofdog July 18, 2020

doof blast 

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish
tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied
doof blast by ralph cucumber October 12, 2008