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frumes 'nd doofs 

the frumes are the crumbs and the doofs and the television remotes
"why you throwing them frumes 'nd doofs at me?"

Vegan Doof 

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.
I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.
Vegan Doof by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017
The plural term for Doofus; more then one stupid person in the same vicinity.
I am going to die in a baggy of water with the Three Doofi.
Doofi by ChloeJr November 16, 2010

Doobskin 

Slang for a marijuana cigarette, usually an L-Skin (see definition)>
"Anyone up for rolling a doobskin?"
Doobskin by churchillio May 21, 2018

Doof Dog 

A person who is oblivious to their surroundings, typically caused by stupidity over malice.
“Look at that Doof Dog holding up the entire intersection”
Doof Dog by doofdog July 18, 2020

doof blast 

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish
tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied
doof blast by ralph cucumber October 12, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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