Doofspring 

The offspring of a doofus, generally inheriting the intelligence of the parents.

The dumbass at work who swiped my stapler has a picture of his doofspring on his desk. They look as stupid as he does.

Doofspring by akbiv October 27, 2009

oofspring

The bastard child you have somehow spawned into this world.

What happened is what shouldn't have happened, and now we have an oofspring.

oofspring by Backstroke_ January 21, 2019