doodoo man

A mysterious man who crawls out of your toilet if you don’t flush your shit. Legend has it that it crawls back up your ass while your asleep.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Jeffery
Person 2: No, what happened to him?
Person: The Doodoo Man got to him last night.

doodoo man by AmEpic September 10, 2023

doo doo man

The man who sucks the doo doo out of a septic tank, cleans portable toilets or drops off portable toilets to thier destination.

I hope the doo doo man doesn t ruin the lawn when he backs his truck up to the septic tank.

doo doo man by jon.ouellette June 18, 2009

Doodoogang 

What you call someone who is absolute dogshit at Fortnite, or most competitive first person shooter games. With the exception of CSGO.

Todd: get shit on kid, you so doodoogang
Bill: shut the fuck up ill bomb your house
Todd: doodoogang

Doodoogang by Supreme_Doodoo March 11, 2022

Doodooanity 

A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.

The only commandment is to replace (in all languages) the words "God" and "Love" with "Doodoo".

The problems of the world are caused by words. Look at the Middle East, Ireland, etc. -- they're all fighting about "God". When they realize they're fighting over "Doodoo", they'll start giggling uncontrollably and drop their AK-47s.

Similarly, remember how O.J. "loved" Nicole? People get so bent out of shape about "love". If John told Susie, "Oh how I doodoo thee, let me count the ways," then none of the inevitable consequent agony would arise, and John and Susie would go on to live normal, happy lives.

(Note that Doodoo refers to the spiritual, while Peepee refers to the mundane.)

(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):
1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.
2. Then shit happened.
3. Then we got the spoon. ...

Doodooanity by The Poop November 25, 2004

doodooanity 

Contends that life is like a punchbowl and in each punchbowl there must exist the turd. The turd may be large or small, it may float or hide on the bottom. Some people may try to obscure the existance of their turd with fruit, others may decorate the turd with a tiny umbrella.

Johnny and Sally fell deeply in doodoo when, after searching their punchbowls, they found their turds mutually acceptable.

doodooanity by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

Doodoomama

A Doodoomama is the most perfect girl a guy can imagine. A Doodoomama is extremely cute, funny, fun, smart and laid back. Doodoomama's are known to be amazing video game playas and great cooks (every guys dream). Doodoomama's know exactly how to treat a guy and make a fun exciting challenge to win them over. Be careful falling for a Doodoomama is dangerous, unless of course she falls with you.

Troy: "Dude, Andrew!"
Andrew: "What man!?!"
Troy: "You know that chick Jess?"
Andrew: "Ya why?"
Troy: "She's a total Doodoomama! I've fallen hard for her man!"
Andrew: "That's great dude, just be careful."
Troy: "Don't worry I won't screw this up!"

Doodoomama by Da Pretty Bunny =] July 27, 2009

Doodooanity 

A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.

(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):

1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.

2. Then shit happened, and we got the spoon.

Doodooanity by The Poop November 24, 2004