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Doodooanity 

A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.

The only commandment is to replace (in all languages) the words "God" and "Love" with "Doodoo".

The problems of the world are caused by words. Look at the Middle East, Ireland, etc. -- they're all fighting about "God". When they realize they're fighting over "Doodoo", they'll start giggling uncontrollably and drop their AK-47s.

Similarly, remember how O.J. "loved" Nicole? People get so bent out of shape about "love". If John told Susie, "Oh how I doodoo thee, let me count the ways," then none of the inevitable consequent agony would arise, and John and Susie would go on to live normal, happy lives.

(Note that Doodoo refers to the spiritual, while Peepee refers to the mundane.)
(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):
1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.
2. Then shit happened.
3. Then we got the spoon. ...
Doodooanity by The Poop November 25, 2004

doodooanity 

Contends that life is like a punchbowl and in each punchbowl there must exist the turd. The turd may be large or small, it may float or hide on the bottom. Some people may try to obscure the existance of their turd with fruit, others may decorate the turd with a tiny umbrella.
Johnny and Sally fell deeply in doodoo when, after searching their punchbowls, they found their turds mutually acceptable.
doodooanity by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004
Relieving your bowels for an extended period of time usually after a very big day of pigging out.
My girlfriend has been doodooing for a couple hours now since she got back from the menu tasting.
doodooing by Piggyshark July 2, 2020

Doodoogina 

When a man inserts his penis into a woman’s butt hole, takes it out, then inserts it in the vagina. The penis must have wet poop on it.
The results of your colonoscopy are in. In fact have doodoogina
Doodoogina by Shaqo2k3 July 10, 2022
hotdogs from the grand oasis hotel in punta cana grilled by felix. the difference between a doogan and a hot dog is a doogan is usually garbaged afte rone bite
"felix my botha, grill me up a dooooogan extra crispy"
dooooogan by felixxx_niggaaa March 30, 2009

Doodooanity 

A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.
(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):

1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.

2. Then shit happened, and we got the spoon.
Doodooanity by The Poop November 24, 2004
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