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a very unattractive female troll. Indigenous to under bridges and also found in sewers.
Kenny: Before i could pass the bridge i was asked three questions by the dottis.
Bill: Well did you get them right?
Kenny: No, so i had to pay the troll toll.
Bill: That sucks but at least she didn't rape you.
Words you can keep
the act of being dumb or forgetful
Often used by Trini (people from trinidad) pplz
Yuh dotish o wha??
dotish by JnFEzE November 5, 2003
Related Words
Dotti dottie dotis Dotting doltish dotish Dogtism Dogtistic Dottin DocTisH
the fake mythological greek god of idiots.

the root of current english term of "dumbass".

anyone who is a donttis is not a moron, but a completely useless waste of mental capacity.

donttis' are often, but not always, homeschool, or as they prefer to say it, "hoemthkul".

prime examples of donttis' include whitest kids you know, that idiot in your class and jim zorn.
mark, why are you such a donttis?

you have now reached the next level of stupidity: donttis.
donttis by edona January 5, 2010

Slippery Dottie 

When you get in the shower to wash yourself and you have to take a shit and when you go to sit on the seat your cheeks start sliding.
Man i hate getting a slippery dottie now i will have mud butt.`
Slippery Dottie by yankking November 21, 2009
Dog, you're autistic. You're dogtistic!
Dogtistic by T. S. Hogdahl II July 6, 2009
A brilliantly innovative, creative and intelligent woman. She has the ability to make anyone feel powerful and excited to be a live. Her funny and playful demeanor will brighten your day. She can be stubborn to have her own way and will fight for what she is determined to have. If you are respectful and loving to her, she will be devoted to you whether a lover or a friend. She is romantic, compassionate and above all hardworking. Her laughter is contagious and she tends to easily laugh until it hurts. She is great at the arts, dancing, music and design. Everyone needs one 'Dotti' in their life.
Dottiintelligentcreativeinnovativepowerfullaughingdevotedromanticcompassionatehardworkingartisticdancemusicdesignrespectfuldeterminedstubbornplayful
Dotti by Lydia the tatoo lady! February 4, 2010

DOTTING COTTON 

when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear
I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toilet I was dotting cotton.
DOTTING COTTON by Cledis & Mojo August 15, 2006
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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