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Dongoloid
People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019
Related Words
Donson • donso • Donsonne • Sharn Donsond • Don Soffer High School • dongo • donions • Dodson • Dobson • dongol
sperm-donor
Any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a jerk-off OR by sweet talking a female into letting his loser-ass fuck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won't daddy-up.
Mr. Squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.
sperm-donor by jpg3 April 16, 2011
Colin O'Donoghue
An awesome irish actor and life-ruiner. Also he is a (hot) musician, he plays the guitar. Most known as "Captain Hook" in the show "Once upon a time". The sexiest man alive. If you don't know him, you're wrong
Colin O'Donoghue by Hooker77 June 15, 2013
brain donor
Extremely stupid person, someone who acts as if they've already donated their brain to science--before they die. Clueless. Dumb as a rock.
brain donor by JJRtwu2009 December 17, 2008
Colin O'Donoghue
An Irish actor hailing from Drogheda,County Louth,Ireland. Plays Captain Hook in the hit ABC show Once Upon A Time. In my opinion he is the Sexiest version of the one handed pirate.
Colin O'Donoghue by Irish Pirate Lover April 22, 2014
Dick Donor
A name used to refer to:
1. a male prostitute.
2. a man used for casual sex.
As only his dick is required the name of the man attached is unknown.
See also: Richard Donor
1. a male prostitute.
2. a man used for casual sex.
As only his dick is required the name of the man attached is unknown.
See also: Richard Donor
1. Harry: “I’m hooking up with Dick Donor tonight.”
2. Emily: “I had a one night stand with Dick Donor last night.”
2. Emily: “I had a one night stand with Dick Donor last night.”
Dick Donor by Pro2000 August 25, 2013
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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