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Donkey in the Spring 

When you're ridiculously horny. So much so that you can't focus on anything because your mind keeps wandering back toward your horniness.
Man 1: Do you want to go to the bar?
Man 2: I can't man... i'm going to be rubbing up against everything i see..
Man 1: You're like a donkey in the spring.
Donkey in the Spring by slyest January 19, 2012

throw down in donkey town 

When 2 gay guys decide to ram each others ass in bed.
Guy one: "Wanna throw down in donkey town?"
Guy two: "HELL YEAH"

Donkey in the Canyon

the polite way to indicate that your friend has something in the cracks of their teeth. see also Bat in the cave, Nuget in the mine, and Pirate on the hairship.
Before my interview I smiled wide and asked my friend if their was a donkey in the canyon.
Donkey in the Canyon by Chad S January 20, 2004

Pin the tail in the donkey 

Erotic reimagination of the popular party game. Female blindfolds male before rotating him 10 full turns. She must then assume the doggy position. It is the goal of the male to pin his 'tail' inside the ass of the mule.
That party last weekend was rad, bro

Dude we can't be friends anymore, the guests all left after you tried to initiate a game of pin the tail in the donkey

Whatever man, that chick took dick like a true hero

Diamond in a Donkey's Ass 

Meaning something very pretty and rare surrounded by something horrible and ugly.
A very classy and beautiful woman spending the night in a roach motel would say, "I'm not staying here, I would feel like a Diamond in a Donkey's Ass"

okey dokey pig in a pokey 

dude1-im off home
dude2-okey dokey pig in a pokey
dude2-what the fu$k
dude3-dude2 y are u always strange