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bar donkey 

one who hangs out in bars because she cant find a corral..someone in need of a saddle
" lets go to the pub and see if we cant find us a bar donkey to ride"
bar donkey by aanniigg August 3, 2010

Donkey Barn 

A place where all you find is ugly girls.
Dude my school is such a donkey barn!
Donkey Barn by DarenLaren April 4, 2006

donkey barbeque 

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.
Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.
donkey barbeque by onehandcrabbing December 6, 2013

Donkey Kong Barrel Blast 

Me: I hate having a v-card, how do I lose it?

Friend: Play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

Donkey Kong Barrel Throw 

You take a barrel and put peeled bananas into it. You then jizz all over it and put it aside. You take your partner and you preform anal with her while making monkey noises. Just when she is about to climax you throw her into the barrel of bananas and throw it down the stairs.

donkey kong pile driver donkey kong punch donkey punch donkey kong sex
Jason : Man Gina was so kinky last night she asked me for a donkey kong barrel throw .. took me hours to clean that shit up

donkey kong barrel 

1. A very large bowel movement, unusually large in length or girth, often posing a risk of clogging the toilet. Humorously referred to as a barrel from the Donkey Kong video game.

2. A bowel movement which seems too large to have been made by the person who dropped it.
He dropped a donkey kong barrel. I had to break it up with the toilet brush so I could flush it.
donkey kong barrel by Enigmanic February 6, 2009