slut whore fucker

a boyfriend of many many years who ends up cheating on you with a white trash slut whore thus becoming an ex-boyfriend and then gets her pregnant

" What ever happened between you and so and so? "

" Oh...you mean the slut whore fucker? "

by aanniigg January 05, 2010

paranoid glaucoma

staring problem

dude...that chick wont stop staring at me! She must have paranoid glaucoma.

by aanniigg October 14, 2010

hymen wiper

cherry eater; the swifter upper for the down lipper

" Her dirty diaper called for a reinforced piper hymen wiper. "

by aanniigg November 10, 2011

hymen-trophy

holds higher ranking than those of the mile high club, earning them cherry-edible rights

" For the Harvest Queen contest, she won the miss hymen-trophy. "

by aanniigg November 10, 2011

bar donkey

one who hangs out in bars because she cant find a corral..someone in need of a saddle

" lets go to the pub and see if we cant find us a bar donkey to ride"

by aanniigg August 03, 2010

tiggbrother

the most awesome cat ever!

" hows your cat doing? "
" oh...you mean tiggbrother?"

by aanniigg August 03, 2010