Definitions by aanniigg

hymen-trophy 

holds higher ranking than those of the mile high club, earning them cherry-edible rights

" For the Harvest Queen contest, she won the miss hymen-trophy. "

hymen-trophy by aanniigg November 12, 2011

hymen wiper 

cherry eater; the swifter upper for the down lipper

" Her dirty diaper called for a reinforced piper hymen wiper. "

hymen wiper by aanniigg November 12, 2011

paranoid glaucoma 

staring problem

dude...that chick wont stop staring at me! She must have paranoid glaucoma.

paranoid glaucoma by aanniigg October 16, 2010

tiggbrother 

the most awesome cat ever!

" hows your cat doing? "
" oh...you mean tiggbrother?"

tiggbrother by aanniigg August 3, 2010

bar donkey 

one who hangs out in bars because she cant find a corral..someone in need of a saddle

" lets go to the pub and see if we cant find us a bar donkey to ride"

bar donkey by aanniigg August 3, 2010

slut whore fucker 

a boyfriend of many many years who ends up cheating on you with a white trash slut whore thus becoming an ex-boyfriend and then gets her pregnant

" What ever happened between you and so and so? "

" Oh...you mean the slut whore fucker? "

slut whore fucker by aanniigg January 4, 2010