nosegoblin

A large mass of mucous picked from your nose. A very large booger.

He should stop picking his nose and blow it properly. He's been pulling out nosegoblins.

by Enigmanic February 06, 2009

nerd

A very intelligent person who lacks social skills and fashion sense. Nerds do not fit into popular social groups and may have difficulty making friends.

That nerd is super smart, but he has no cool friends because he's so dorky.

by Enigmanic May 10, 2009

poopterd

A nonsensical word used to vaguely refer to something in an unflattering way, in place of the words shit or stuff.

Did you see his new car? That poopterd has no air conditioning.

by Enigmanic February 06, 2009

Meat Stabber

1. Noun referring to a fast food restaurant manager when he/she has to "stab" the meat with a digital thermometer to ensure the meat is fully cooked.

2. A digital thermometer with a needle tip, used to take the temperature of cooked meat.

3. A man who has sex.

That meat stabber checked the meat. After work, he stabbed his girlfriend's meat.

by Enigmanic September 11, 2014

chug

A breed of dog that is half chihuahua, half pug.

I mated my chihuahua with a pug and they bore the cutest Chug.

by Enigmanic May 12, 2009

anal boom

To flatulate noisily, to expel a fart so loudly it can be heard in another room of the house; to fart loud enough to frighten small children.

He made an anal boom that caused my ears to pop.

by Enigmanic May 10, 2009

take a smash

To forcefully pass a large turd that causes some pain or discomfort on the way out.

I had to take a smash and it felt like I gave birth.

by Enigmanic May 10, 2009