donct

when you're tired and typing too fast to notice you made a cringy-ass mistake.

I donct like you. Fuck you cynn.

by altrocado July 1, 2019

Doctape

A sexual position where you use ducttape to keep the ass cheeks open while eating a girl out. This way you can use both hands to pleasure her.

Inventing the doctape is probably Docs greatest achievement.

by Doc Savage cult February 10, 2021

ship's doctor syndrome

This describes a medical provider who cannot find land employment due to incompetence, personality or addiction, so they must seek work in a less desirable location in shipping or remote prisons.

The pill popping doctor working in a Mississippi prison is suffering from ship's doctor syndrome.

by I, Wreckerrr March 25, 2017

like a doctor

Made popular by comedian Joey ''Coco'' Diaz. It's a step above like a boss. When you have total disregard for rules and SOP and just do whatever the fuck you want. A doctor could drive in oncoming traffic because they have to get to surgery, without reprocussions.

the carpool lane is for two or more people only but I used it the whole way to Seattle, like a doctor.

by Mcgwicko January 1, 2017

Donatella

She’s something special, Has the hand of an artist, is extremely bright, intelligent, and appreciates “realness” but lives in a dream. Respects herself, and is beautiful in the most unique way possible and she can make you smile and have hope when you’re feeling your lowest. Is good at helping others but she has a bitter time helping herself. She’s a badass, she won’t get her heart broken easily but when she does crack she tends to try and keep it in. She acts shy at times and has an inner wolf, ready to snap back at any time, but insecurity lingers her constantly and drags her down. Perfection haunts her, she’s always trying to be the best and do it all for everyone, she feels that she simply has too. If you find one, you better hold on to her but not take advantage of her because she’s no fool. If you ever get on her best side, you’ll hold on to her like your life depends on it and she’ll always be there for you. When she is herself and loosens up a bit she can be mysterious and sexy.

“Hey Hanna, be more like Donatella.”

“I need someone like Donatella, a real a** bi***.”

by Dammmdaniell January 23, 2018

Doctor Windbag

A pompous, self-aggrandizing, egotistical blowhard, who happens to have achieved a doctoral degree in something.

Doctor Windbag will be there, so you may want to find yourself a convenient scheduling conflict.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

proud doctor

Noun: Term used to describe an individual who considers themselves a doctor although never attended medical school. It can also be used to describe anybody who is such a tool they call themselves a doctor in their online persona.

That chiropractor is such a proud doctor, he acts like he saves lives by giving back rubs.

by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013