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platinum ductape

A special type of ductape you can only get at trader joes.
"Silence is golden. Ductape is silver. ...And sometimes platinum. But only at trader joes. On thursdays."
"...platinum ductape? what the hell kinda drugs are you on?"
platinum ductape by Dark_Storm August 2, 2008

<!DOCTYPE html> 

when you see the first line on urbandictionary page source
me: ctrl+u
computer first line: <!DOCTYPE html>
<!DOCTYPE html> by u are lmao September 9, 2020

doctawein 

A drink created by mixing Dr. Pepper and red grape mountain wine together in a glass and adding ice. Liquid orgasm.
Hey bro, check out this fuckin' sweet drink I just created. Fuckin' Doctawein, man!
doctawein by Jokerwuff October 3, 2013

DUCTAPEIVITIS 

A normal mental condition where the person gets pleasure by duct-taping themselves to flat surfaces
Oh yea that Seamus must have mad DUCTAPEIVITIS, I'm always finding him on walls poor thing
DUCTAPEIVITIS by Tobey Maguire Real December 28, 2021
To Dictate Doctorially and HOPEFULLY Wisely.

The antidote for dictatorship and dictatorshop* is doctatorshape* (so many new words!)

People will have a Doctatorshare* in it.

"If all Life is sacrosanct aka sacred or holy, with equal rights to and equally worthy of development, then Love requires an 'Order' by which the development of each and every one is possible."

- Frank E Warner 'Future of Man' (London 1944).
The Labour-led Collaboracy* government of AOTEAROA New Zealand began to doctate GOOD* legislation, surprising everyone after OUR premature 'Reopening' *NOW* having 'cost' 1000 human lives from Covid-19, in exchange for the International Travel & Tourism DOLLAR - aka Eco-Culturecide.
Doctate by PartisanZ May 17, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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