Doctape

A sexual position where you use ducttape to keep the ass cheeks open while eating a girl out. This way you can use both hands to pleasure her.

Inventing the doctape is probably Docs greatest achievement.

Doctape by Doc Savage cult February 10, 2021

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platinum ductape

A special type of ductape you can only get at trader joes.

"Silence is golden. Ductape is silver. ...And sometimes platinum. But only at trader joes. On thursdays."
"...platinum ductape? what the hell kinda drugs are you on?"

platinum ductape by Dark_Storm August 2, 2008

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<!DOCTYPE html>

when you see the first line on urbandictionary page source

me: ctrl+u
computer first line: <!DOCTYPE html>

<!DOCTYPE html> by u are lmao September 9, 2020

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doctawein

A drink created by mixing Dr. Pepper and red grape mountain wine together in a glass and adding ice. Liquid orgasm.

Hey bro, check out this fuckin' sweet drink I just created. Fuckin' Doctawein, man!

doctawein by Jokerwuff October 3, 2013

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DUCTAPEIVITIS

A normal mental condition where the person gets pleasure by duct-taping themselves to flat surfaces

Oh yea that Seamus must have mad DUCTAPEIVITIS, I'm always finding him on walls poor thing

DUCTAPEIVITIS by Tobey Maguire Real December 28, 2021

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Doctate

To Dictate Doctorially and HOPEFULLY Wisely.

The antidote for dictatorship and dictatorshop* is doctatorshape* (so many new words!)

People will have a Doctatorshare* in it.

"If all Life is sacrosanct aka sacred or holy, with equal rights to and equally worthy of development, then Love requires an 'Order' by which the development of each and every one is possible."

- Frank E Warner 'Future of Man' (London 1944).

The Labour-led Collaboracy* government of AOTEAROA New Zealand began to doctate GOOD* legislation, surprising everyone after OUR premature 'Reopening' *NOW* having 'cost' 1000 human lives from Covid-19, in exchange for the International Travel & Tourism DOLLAR - aka Eco-Culturecide.

Doctate by PartisanZ May 17, 2022

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