doltle 

A variation on dolt. Doh-tel
An already idiotic person who partakes in increasingly immature and pointless arguments.

Hey you pissed behind the freaking toilet again you fucking doltle!"
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"You're a fucking doltle."
"You're like 10 times more a doltle than I am."
"You're like infinity times more a doltle than the biggest doltle on the planet!"
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are."
"Mom!"

doltle by McGrouch July 18, 2008

dolled up

To be dressed in a fancy or fashionable manner

My girlfriend got all dolled up to go out tonight.

dolled up by J. Lee October 30, 2003

dollerstoreslet 

- People whose names are: Veerle, Lycia and Kylie (slenderman)

- you can use it like: Kylie is a dollerstoreslet cause she is a cheap hoe

dollerstoreslet by The skinnylegends March 8, 2020

dolled up

To dress, coif and/or apply makeup in an elegant manner so as to look like a doll. To dress up. Beautify.

Uma Thurman got all dolled up to appear in Larry King.

dolled up by Gabriel October 28, 2003

dootle 

a gayer version of doodling, meant for people who wear scarves or people who draw on themselves

now who's gonna dootle on me?

dootle by vin diesel son April 25, 2011

doltez 

(n):

1. Mistake; screwup; shenanigan.
2. Clumsy, awkward, or uncomfortable individual or establishment with no social skill, tact, or appropriateness.
3. Typographical or spelling error.

(v):

4. To mess something up, whether royally or in a minor way.

(adj):
5. A way to describe someone/something with qualities having to do with or related to a doltez.

(n):

1. Thanksgiving dinner was a doltez. I passed out in the laundry basket again and someone wrote "THINK ABOUT IT" on my face.

2. Helen said the guy she was setting me up with was nice, but he kicked my shins under the table the whole time with his Tevas and texted his dad and was generally a doltez!

3. I passed out from the pain before the tattoo guy finished my "ASSASSIN" tattoo and now I just got "ASSASS" written on my back! Total doltez!

4. Man, I just know I'm gonna doltez that 9/11 mural. I can't draw no crying eagle!

5. Is my resume bad? I posted that shit on Monster.com but only doltez employers ever call me. As if I would ever go work for someone whose business is "Scaggy's Escort Service and Laundromat."

doltez by shirley boom December 23, 2010

dottle 

the clump of stuff at the bottom of a (tobacco?) pipe bowl, after it has been smoked.

John tapped his pipe on the marble ashtray to knock out the dottle. After answering Jane's question, he filled the bowl with Old Navy flake.

dottle by Peter Stockton May 30, 2006