A variation on dolt. Doh-tel
An already idiotic person who partakes in increasingly immature and pointless arguments.
An already idiotic person who partakes in increasingly immature and pointless arguments.
Hey you pissed behind the freaking toilet again you fucking doltle!"
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"You're a fucking doltle."
"You're like 10 times more a doltle than I am."
"You're like infinity times more a doltle than the biggest doltle on the planet!"
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are."
"Mom!"
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"You're a fucking doltle."
"You're like 10 times more a doltle than I am."
"You're like infinity times more a doltle than the biggest doltle on the planet!"
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are."
"Mom!"
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1. Mistake; screwup; shenanigan.
2. Clumsy, awkward, or uncomfortable individual or establishment with no social skill, tact, or appropriateness.
3. Typographical or spelling error.
(v):
4. To mess something up, whether royally or in a minor way.
(adj):
5. A way to describe someone/something with qualities having to do with or related to a doltez.
1. Mistake; screwup; shenanigan.
2. Clumsy, awkward, or uncomfortable individual or establishment with no social skill, tact, or appropriateness.
3. Typographical or spelling error.
(v):
4. To mess something up, whether royally or in a minor way.
(adj):
5. A way to describe someone/something with qualities having to do with or related to a doltez.
(n):
1. Thanksgiving dinner was a doltez. I passed out in the laundry basket again and someone wrote "THINK ABOUT IT" on my face.
2. Helen said the guy she was setting me up with was nice, but he kicked my shins under the table the whole time with his Tevas and texted his dad and was generally a doltez!
3. I passed out from the pain before the tattoo guy finished my "ASSASSIN" tattoo and now I just got "ASSASS" written on my back! Total doltez!
4. Man, I just know I'm gonna doltez that 9/11 mural. I can't draw no crying eagle!
5. Is my resume bad? I posted that shit on Monster.com but only doltez employers ever call me. As if I would ever go work for someone whose business is "Scaggy's Escort Service and Laundromat."
1. Thanksgiving dinner was a doltez. I passed out in the laundry basket again and someone wrote "THINK ABOUT IT" on my face.
2. Helen said the guy she was setting me up with was nice, but he kicked my shins under the table the whole time with his Tevas and texted his dad and was generally a doltez!
3. I passed out from the pain before the tattoo guy finished my "ASSASSIN" tattoo and now I just got "ASSASS" written on my back! Total doltez!
4. Man, I just know I'm gonna doltez that 9/11 mural. I can't draw no crying eagle!
5. Is my resume bad? I posted that shit on Monster.com but only doltez employers ever call me. As if I would ever go work for someone whose business is "Scaggy's Escort Service and Laundromat."
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