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1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”
Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Doitle by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016
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Doitle • Doitler • Doities • ditlers • Ditlev • doidle • doilem • dottle • doilet • doite
1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”
Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Doitle by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016
1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”
Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Doitle by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016
1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”
Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Doitle by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016
1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”
Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Doitle by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016
There are many other names for ditlers e.g. boobs, breasts, tits, diddies, bazookas, jugs. Basically ditlers are the female lumps on their chest.
Bob: "Jordan has very big ditlers."
Dylan: "Yes, the size of those bazookas are unreal. They must be like Z's or something."
ditlers by BoblinaJolie April 3, 2009
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