dolch

when you feel like you need to fart, but when you do, you shit your pants

Wozny dolched his pants!

by Joel February 21, 2003

Dolche

Means to be to incredibly fucking awesome/uber/epic/divine/shine with dazzling elegance.

student: I think everyone just about failed that exam, except for Heather, simply because she is so fucking Dolche.

Heather: Yea, only because i'm a Demigod, no worries though, have a nice day!"

by Thomas C. Clayton August 28, 2010

Dolch

An official word that people use to confuse the heck out of their boyfriend.
It can either have a negative or positive connotation to it, depending on the context of the sentence.

You are such a dolch in this sentence, the word "dolch" is bad

I'm such a dolch the word "dolch" is good

by vietnamesegirl October 09, 2008

Dolche

Dolche is so fucking rude! She acts like a bitch! She goes to Odyssey Community School and hates everyone.
She hangs out with these girls that get on my nerves. Message me at [phone] to learn more.

Dolche is a bitch ok?!

by Lizzy.Army.BTS.KPOP.X February 27, 2020

Dolche

Dumb ass fucking ho

“Jarvis is such a dolche, he doesn’t realize how goated mariya is”

by ilovemydog1234 July 09, 2022