78 definitions by Joel

heater

A fart that emits heat as it exits your a-hole

I use a heater to warm my ass during the winter months

by Joel September 29, 2003

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jerkweed

a jerk, but worse

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!

by Joel October 02, 2003

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Jolly green giant

Jolly Green Giant : A big dick with a green condom on

Jeff stuck that bitch with his jolly green giant. She can't fuckin walk!

by Joel February 24, 2003

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Lean back

The only dance move obese people can achieve on the dancefloor.

At Fat Joe's party, they have to play "Lean Back" over and over, so that everyone can dance.

They do this because Fat Joe's brother, Hefty Henry, broke his spine after attempting to dance to "Cha Cha Slide." Poor Henry.

by Joel April 13, 2005

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leporous

adj. The quality of constant sexual activity. Fucking like rabbits.

That girl is leporous, doin' it twenty five times a week.

by Joel February 26, 2004

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GSF

It's not "Girls Suck Forever," it's Girls Shmirls Foundation. Get it right or pay the price.

I'm joining GSF, I've made up my mind. Forget this thing called love, it's a waste of time.

by Joel November 17, 2004

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Insecure Bear

The least-known and least popular Care Bears of them all.

Never featured on the show.

Cheer bear: Oh Jesus, Lotsa Heart! Let's go get some ice cream, it's Insecure Bear!

Lotsa Heart: What a mofo!

Insecure Bear: I'm going to bomb Care-A-Lot. I hate you all.

by Joel April 13, 2005

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