snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

by joel October 16, 2004

fanyard

female sex organ (see also lanyard)

Manuel de Jesus Alvarez Fanyardo (the Spaniard who discovered the fanyard)

by Joel October 01, 2003

F.I.A.

Fellatio Induced Apology

"Bitch dropped the ball on that one" "FIA, man, FIA"

by Joel September 08, 2003

Fa-der-o-lo-gist

A person who cuts, shaves, and trims hair, and beards. An expert in grooming

Shape Ups, Tapers

by Joel December 15, 2003

Diephobic

The condition or state of having an irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against the one true God and more specifically the Judeo-Christian FAITH (NOT just "religion").

It's time to redefine your Diephobic mind. Don't hesitate, there's no escape the secrets on the inside.- Skillet - Savior Lyrics

by Joel November 17, 2004

Thumbs

A wooden monkey with only one thumb.

"Thumbs fell off the ledge and broke a thumb off"

by Joel January 09, 2004

knark

failure in life

ahh the poor knark

by joel October 02, 2003