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a word to be used when swearing is prohibited in the location your at. For example if you are playing online poker and u want to call someone a douchebag/asshole. you use this word therefore they won't xxxx out the cusses you would have used. its more satisfying. that and the fact that most don't understand it.
I can't believe you called with thank junk draw you dolchie.
dolchie by jdbfci January 18, 2006
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Dolphies 

Slang for "Dolphin Shorts", a type of fitness pants optimized for freedom of movement. They are typically worn by younger women, and sometimes in scenarios outside of their intended use and rather as a fashion piece
Gat damn she's hot in them dolphies
Dolphies by Postalt January 19, 2023
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Skoochie Doochie 

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.
He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.
Taking a picture of someone taking a selfie
Check out this douchie of this chick taking a selfie.
Douchie by Dru Zellmer June 22, 2014

douchie baggins 

A variety of the word douche bag, the term douchie baggins upholds its prototype's offensive reputation while referring to a character in "The Lord of the Rings" (who is related to Dildo Baggins).
Mr. Cunningham gave me D on my last essay, he's been a real douchie baggins this whole semester.
douchie baggins by Mikey McBeats March 17, 2008
Dolcie is a sweet good looking peng girl😍She sticks up for her friends🤞Dolcie is very popular but she doesn't know it💘She can sometimes feel loved but at times can feel like crap😭she loves her boyfriend but loses him❤After people know she is single she gets lots of people asking her for a link😍💍
Joe:there's my princess👑
Brandon: yo dude can I have dolcie after u😆💍
Dolcie by DoGgYLOvEr July 3, 2017

douchiest 

the prime example of a fag/douche/dick
I was sitting on the bus, and some guy threw hand sanitizer at me. He's probably the douchiest person I know.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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