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Dolphinsexual
You become a marine biologist, and you gain a mad love for dolphins, making you abandon your daughter and family.
Dolphinsexual by Dolphins_AreGreat October 25, 2019
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Chasing Dolphins
There are a bunch of fish in the sea... Out of all of them, a man should always go for the dolphins.. or a girl that is a 10/10. But sometimes you get stuck with a tuna. (Not hot girl)
Guy 1: Hey bro, are you looking to date any girls?
Guy 2: Idk man, I'm kinda just chasing dolphins right now.
Guy 1: Alright, that's chill. Just don't get stuck with a tuna.
Guy 2: Idk man, I'm kinda just chasing dolphins right now.
Guy 1: Alright, that's chill. Just don't get stuck with a tuna.
Chasing Dolphins by RationalMan March 29, 2013
Dolphinsexual
When someone is sexually attracted to dolphins and prefer them over other creatures when it comes to intimate relationships. One of the few characters who are it includes Jotaro Kujo from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure.
- Why doesn't she have a boyfriend, is she gay?
- No, she is dolphinsexual. She prefers dolphins over humans.
- No, she is dolphinsexual. She prefers dolphins over humans.
Dolphinsexual by Odettomari June 11, 2019
Miami Dolphins
Founded in 1966 as a member of the AFL, the Dolphins established themselves as a great franchise by hiring Don Shula as coach in 1970- he would lead the team until 1995! Miami had 7 playoff berths in the 1970s, making the Super Bowl 3 straight times from 1971-73. They won 2 of these titles, taking Super Bowls VI and VII. On their way to the Super Bowl VI crown, Miami became the only team in NFL history to go undefeated at 17-0. An urban legend is that members of the '72 Dolphins celebrate a toast each year when the last undefeated team loses. Lost the Super Bowl in 1982 and picked up the legendary Dan Marino as quarterback the next season. Marino led the Dolphins to a loss in the Super Bowl in 1984 and to 10 playoff berths in his career which lasted until 1999. However, the league's all time leading passer never won a championship. Have not made the playoffs since 2001, just barely missing them in 2002 and 2003.
"The Miami Dolphins win a low scoring game against Washington. They are 17-0 and champions of the National Football League."
Miami Dolphins by Sports Info July 3, 2006
miami dolphins
miami dolphins by Brian December 29, 2004
Miami Dolphins
The Miami Dolphins are the best team in the NFL. The Patriots never stand a chance when they play the Dolphins.
Miami Dolphins by StraightUpGangsta83 December 8, 2009
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