by nick/ryan/dylan September 1, 2005
(n.) The combination of dildo and douche. While a douche could cover both primarily vaginal devices, there really is so much more uniqueness to the word dilche.
Other forms: dilchey (adj.); dilchily (adv.)
Other forms: dilchey (adj.); dilchily (adv.)
President George W. Bush, because of his senselessness and brash stupidity is a douche, yes, but some may say that he's even reached the status of dilche.
Those snake skin boots make you look dilchey to the nth degree.
Jerry Springer dilchily encouraged the transsexual to seek guidance from a cross-dressing chimpanzee.
Those snake skin boots make you look dilchey to the nth degree.
Jerry Springer dilchily encouraged the transsexual to seek guidance from a cross-dressing chimpanzee.
by ChelsBoi September 13, 2006
by sooooo-phisticated April 19, 2003
A "love child" (person who was concieved with their parents not being married) or a person with divored parents.
by Bhumeeka March 28, 2007
Step 1: Insert dilch into dirty orifice in need of cleaning.
Step 2: Squeeze the bag of the douche to spray douching fluid.
Step 3: Take your Plan B pill.
"Brian is such a dilch today, he keeps tagging me in pictures from his party"
Step 2: Squeeze the bag of the douche to spray douching fluid.
Step 3: Take your Plan B pill.
"Brian is such a dilch today, he keeps tagging me in pictures from his party"
by Frysauce May 27, 2017
Noun: A term used to describe the product of two words that have been merged together to form one word
by Emally September 6, 2006