Dilch

The ejaculate on a dildo after a woman pleasures herself

After Amanda was done screwing herself, her dildo was coverd in Dilch

by sooooo-phisticated April 19, 2003

Dilch

A "love child" (person who was concieved with their parents not being married) or a person with divored parents.

I heard Jimmy was a Dilch, his mom was pregnant in highschool!

by Bhumeeka March 28, 2007

Dilch

dilch
/diLCH/
noun
The nozzle of a douche used for vaginal cleaning.

Step 1: Insert dilch into dirty orifice in need of cleaning.

Step 2: Squeeze the bag of the douche to spray douching fluid.
Step 3: Take your Plan B pill.

"Brian is such a dilch today, he keeps tagging me in pictures from his party"

by Frysauce May 27, 2017

Dilch

Noun: A term used to describe the product of two words that have been merged together to form one word

Fried and chicken is fricken therefore the word 'fricken' is a dilch

by Emally September 06, 2006

Dilch

Chewing tobacco or dip.

I need a pinch, hand me the dilch.

by ribbet December 09, 2007

dilch

When a man or boy pokes his pee hole.

Eg Yo, did u hear Mike is a dilch.

by nick/ryan/dylan September 01, 2005

dilche

(n.) The combination of dildo and douche. While a douche could cover both primarily vaginal devices, there really is so much more uniqueness to the word dilche.

Other forms: dilchey (adj.); dilchily (adv.)

President George W. Bush, because of his senselessness and brash stupidity is a douche, yes, but some may say that he's even reached the status of dilche.

Those snake skin boots make you look dilchey to the nth degree.

Jerry Springer dilchily encouraged the transsexual to seek guidance from a cross-dressing chimpanzee.

by ChelsBoi September 13, 2006