dilch

When a man or boy pokes his pee hole.

Eg Yo, did u hear Mike is a dilch.

by nick/ryan/dylan September 21, 2005

Dilch

The ejaculate on a dildo after a woman pleasures herself

After Amanda was done screwing herself, her dildo was coverd in Dilch

by sooooo-phisticated April 19, 2003

Dilch

A "love child" (person who was concieved with their parents not being married) or a person with divored parents.

I heard Jimmy was a Dilch, his mom was pregnant in highschool!

by Bhumeeka April 2, 2007

Dilch

dilch
/diLCH/
noun
The nozzle of a douche used for vaginal cleaning.

Step 1: Insert dilch into dirty orifice in need of cleaning.

Step 2: Squeeze the bag of the douche to spray douching fluid.
Step 3: Take your Plan B pill.

"Brian is such a dilch today, he keeps tagging me in pictures from his party"

by Frysauce May 28, 2017

Dilch

Noun: A term used to describe the product of two words that have been merged together to form one word

Fried and chicken is fricken therefore the word 'fricken' is a dilch

by Emally September 6, 2006

Dilch

Chewing tobacco or dip.

I need a pinch, hand me the dilch.

by ribbet January 3, 2008

Dilch

The location where your dick meets your ballsac. In a similar fashion to how the "gooch" is the space between your balls and your ass.

"Lick my dilch." Or "Man, that guy is such a dilchbag"

by AlterEgoIgorr March 28, 2020