doowatchy 

1.) a Duece dropping

2.) to go #2

3.) POOP

"hold up, I got a turtle head poking out I definitely gotta go drop a FAT doowatchy man like ASAP"

doowatchy by SauceMaster22 November 23, 2016

dogwatch 

When yelled means for all guys in the room to throw a net over the ugly and/or annoying bitch and bark a bunch of times while throwing her out of the party.

Dude, that chick is being a bitch we need her to leave

"Dogwatch"

dogwatch by Trip Mcneally July 31, 2012

doofatchet

Appalacian slang for vagina, often used by the elderly.

Granny said I have to take care of my doofatchet.

Daddy said leave my doofatchet alone!!!!

doofatchet by fanatic pup May 2, 2014

dogwatch 

activity which takes place in public open spaces, usually parks, and involves looking at other people's dogs and discussing their relative coolness

they had dissertations to write, but they decided they'd rather head down to the beach for a couple of hours of dogwatch

dogwatch by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 5, 2004

dogwatch 

A very short amount of time.

He was only home for a dogwatch before he was off again.

dogwatch by Jonathan Face October 26, 2005