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dogwatch 

When yelled means for all guys in the room to throw a net over the ugly and/or annoying bitch and bark a bunch of times while throwing her out of the party.
Dude, that chick is being a bitch we need her to leave

"Dogwatch"
dogwatch by Trip Mcneally July 31, 2012
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doofatchet

Appalacian slang for vagina, often used by the elderly.
Granny said I have to take care of my doofatchet.

Daddy said leave my doofatchet alone!!!!
doofatchet by fanatic pup May 2, 2014

dogwatch 

activity which takes place in public open spaces, usually parks, and involves looking at other people's dogs and discussing their relative coolness
they had dissertations to write, but they decided they'd rather head down to the beach for a couple of hours of dogwatch
dogwatch by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 5, 2004

dogwatch 

A very short amount of time.
He was only home for a dogwatch before he was off again.
dogwatch by Jonathan Face October 26, 2005

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026