dogslog

From the early begining of times, a dogslog was not only a dogsledder, no my friend, but a fortune, of love, life and passion. If you have the ability to dogslog, then you are a genius, but not many have that scarlet enhanced ability

Hey Mike, are u a dogslog?
No, but i fuckin wish i was dont i pal?

by Hugh George June 20, 2007

Dogologue

1. The inner monologue of a dog spoken aloud by pet owners. Often presented in a cutesy voice, similar to that of the voice used with an infant.

2. The dialogue between two or more dogs expressed by owners.

It is so irritating when my friend gives a full dogologue of what Sparky is thinking.

by Holly Badger October 7, 2013

Doglog

A lovely gift that a dog leaves behind in your yard that the owner is too lazy to pick up, or any piece of dog crap in general.

Gunther: Hey man, whats wrong?
Philip: I just stepped in a doglog with my new shoes...

by TicTocCoonClock July 23, 2009

dogflogged

When a dog falls asleep on you so peacefully that you can't bare to move them. So you are stuck in this position until they arise.

Sorry I couldn't leave the house yesterday I was dogflogged.

I really meant to get the housework done, honey. But I was dogflogged all afternoon.

by Mandiola9 February 10, 2014

Doglogg

When you have to take a shit, but you're too lazy or drunk to leave your yard, you take a Doglogg.

...so drunk he was Dogloggin' it!
Who the F*ck Doglogged in my yard last night?!

by Mattdrew May 17, 2020

Dogalog

Literally, a log of dog poop. Used as a pejorative against someone else. I made it up in 4th grade and everyone copied it. That makes them all dogalogs.

"You're about as useful as a dogalog in a swimming pool."

by similacrum#32 May 4, 2017

dogology

experience training dogs. i once saw this on a resume

got me a Ph.d in dogology

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009