Literally, a log of dog poop. Used as a pejorative against someone else. I made it up in 4th grade and everyone copied it. That makes them all dogalogs.
"You're about as useful as a dogalog in a swimming pool."
by similacrum#32 May 04, 2017
Upon waking, Todd was blamboozled to find the chick he picked up the night before was really a dude!
by similacrum#32 June 02, 2017
A person's head.
by similacrum#32 June 01, 2017
Cleon Salmon: "Who is Guy... Meatdrapes? What kind of name is that?"
Guy: "It's, um, it's Metdrapedes, sir. It's Greek."
Cleon Salmon: "I think you're pronouncing it wrong. This says Meatdrapes."
Guy: "It's actually pronounced Metdrapedes."
Cleon Salmon: "Well, why doesn't it sound like that when I say it? Meatdrapes."
Guy: "It's, um, it's Metdrapedes, sir. It's Greek."
Cleon Salmon: "I think you're pronouncing it wrong. This says Meatdrapes."
Guy: "It's actually pronounced Metdrapedes."
Cleon Salmon: "Well, why doesn't it sound like that when I say it? Meatdrapes."
by similacrum#32 June 01, 2017
(a'quen'poo):
1) when your cell phone is on and in your back pocket and you sit down, accidentally sending out a text or tweet on social media, aka 'butt-dialing'
2) nonsense
NOTE: The 'b' is silent
1) when your cell phone is on and in your back pocket and you sit down, accidentally sending out a text or tweet on social media, aka 'butt-dialing'
2) nonsense
NOTE: The 'b' is silent
by similacrum#32 May 31, 2017
by similacrum#32 June 01, 2017
Though worn proudly by the 45th President of the United States, the covfefe style of hairdo never really caught on as a fashion trend with the general American public, except maybe among clowns.
by similacrum#32 June 01, 2017