dog-a-log 

word to be said to canine friend when drunk or otherwise smashed.

hello ma wee dog-a-log. stop effing barking at me!!

dog-a-log by bruce beckers February 18, 2007

ur dog a log 

Only to be used in extreme, dire situations, in which every phrase in your arsenal has been either used, exhausted, or turned against you. This is the ultimate comeback which, once uttered triggers a chain reaction of events that collapses the sun, destroys the Milky Way galaxy, and ends all life in the universe as we know it. This is final. This is The End.

John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.

ur dog a log by KingKonguptheAss June 6, 2018

Dogalog 

Literally, a log of dog poop. Used as a pejorative against someone else. I made it up in 4th grade and everyone copied it. That makes them all dogalogs.

"You're about as useful as a dogalog in a swimming pool."

Dogalog by similacrum#32 May 4, 2017

Dogalog 

Another word for a dog

Look at that dogalog, its a right stupid little cunt.

That dog is a scrag end.

Dogalog by Jam H October 7, 2007

Dogalogue 

Adoption catalogue issued by shelter for stray canines.

Just received the R.S.P.C.A.'s new dogalogue. Some nice Spaniels on offer

Dogalogue by Eric The Read September 10, 2010

Dogalogue 

noun
A conversation between a person and one or more dogs.
A discussion of positions or beliefs, especially between people and dogs to resolve a disagreement.
Conversation between dog and people characters in a drama or narrative.
The lines or passages in a script that are intended to be spoken between and a person.
A literary work written in the form of a conversation between a dog and a person.
A composition or passage for two or more parts, suggestive of conversational interplay between a dog and a person.
intransitive verb
To express as or in a dogalogue.

Not to be confused with dogologue.

They had a lengthy dogalogue =(more commonly) talk about the carpet incident. He responded apologetically with his snerf.

Dogalogue by Auenboy January 13, 2022