Doglogg

When you have to take a shit, but you're too lazy or drunk to leave your yard, you take a Doglogg.

...so drunk he was Dogloggin' it!
Who the F*ck Doglogged in my yard last night?!

Doglogg by Mattdrew May 17, 2020

dognoggin 

A dog’s head

My dog has a huge head. His dognoggin looks so big compared to his body.

dognoggin by ApolloInigo July 31, 2020

Doglog 

A lovely gift that a dog leaves behind in your yard that the owner is too lazy to pick up, or any piece of dog crap in general.

Gunther: Hey man, whats wrong?
Philip: I just stepped in a doglog with my new shoes...

Doglog by TicTocCoonClock July 23, 2009

dogbogglery 

Stupidity of such flagrance that even a dog would be boggled by it.

Jack: Wait, Mitt Romney just said 47% of his electorate were losers and his job would be to ignore them?
Jake: Sheer dogbogglery.

dogbogglery by Pipe Downn October 27, 2012

dogflogged

When a dog falls asleep on you so peacefully that you can't bare to move them. So you are stuck in this position until they arise.

Sorry I couldn't leave the house yesterday I was dogflogged.

I really meant to get the housework done, honey. But I was dogflogged all afternoon.

dogflogged by Mandiola9 February 10, 2014

dogboggle 

Worker who always claims to be be busy, can look busy, but is achieving nothing.

dogboggle by Terror August 22, 2003

dognoggin 

A guy or girl with a nice body and an ugly face.

I was at the bar last night and walked up behind this hot chick with the most amazing ass but when she turned around she had a dognoggin.complete with zits and jacked up teeth

dognoggin by c foster May 16, 2007