Dogalog 

Literally, a log of dog poop. Used as a pejorative against someone else. I made it up in 4th grade and everyone copied it. That makes them all dogalogs.

"You're about as useful as a dogalog in a swimming pool."

Dogalog by similacrum#32 May 4, 2017

Dogalog 

Another word for a dog

Look at that dogalog, its a right stupid little cunt.

That dog is a scrag end.

Dogalog by Jam H October 7, 2007

Dogologue 

1. The inner monologue of a dog spoken aloud by pet owners. Often presented in a cutesy voice, similar to that of the voice used with an infant.

2. The dialogue between two or more dogs expressed by owners.

It is so irritating when my friend gives a full dogologue of what Sparky is thinking.

Dogologue by Holly Badger October 7, 2013

Dogaloon 

dogaloon

a black man named dogyy but is also called dogaloon

Dogaloon by Dogyy April 10, 2022

Doglog 

A lovely gift that a dog leaves behind in your yard that the owner is too lazy to pick up, or any piece of dog crap in general.

Gunther: Hey man, whats wrong?
Philip: I just stepped in a doglog with my new shoes...

Doglog by TicTocCoonClock July 23, 2009

dogflogged

When a dog falls asleep on you so peacefully that you can't bare to move them. So you are stuck in this position until they arise.

Sorry I couldn't leave the house yesterday I was dogflogged.

I really meant to get the housework done, honey. But I was dogflogged all afternoon.

dogflogged by Mandiola9 February 10, 2014

Dogaloid 

A child with downs syndrome who beleives he is a dog

Alvin the dogaloid ran around the park chasing and barking at squirrels

Dogaloid by Tigerwaffle June 12, 2016