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dogfrs by PE teachers be like January 10, 2021
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Dogfishing
Putting pictures on a dating website of you and a cute dog, (that is not yours) to attract the attention of the opposite sex. Its like catfishing but with dogs.
Your dog is so cute you should let me playbwith it and than we should hook up.
Thats not my dog.
Shitttt that dude was dogfishing.
Thats not my dog.
Shitttt that dude was dogfishing.
Dogfishing by Dickwine October 4, 2018
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dogarse cunt
fuckin rotten lowlife scum.
someone that doesnt deserve the same oxygen as everyone else.
when cunt just doesnt cut it
someone that doesnt deserve the same oxygen as everyone else.
when cunt just doesnt cut it
That fuckin dogarse cunt keeps talkin shit
guy: this dumb bitch crashed into me today.
mate: that dogarse cunt
guy: this dumb bitch crashed into me today.
mate: that dogarse cunt
dogarse cunt by vbanks June 22, 2018
Dogfishing
The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.
Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!
Dogfishing by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Dogfish Dick
the male sexual disorder often characterized by the inability to ejaculate due to the excessive consumption of Dogfish Head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.
After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.
Dogfish Dick by Sister Wives January 17, 2013
r/dogfree
A subreddit dedicated to people who don't like dogs or were inconvenienced by them, usually you will find news articles about dog attacks or you'll find a Rant about dogs, and a victim of brigading
Friend 1: I fucking hate dogs so much they just bark, reek and eat shit
Friend 2: looks like r/dogfree is the place for you
Friend 2: looks like r/dogfree is the place for you
Dogfish
The opposite of a catfish. When you go out with a person you met online and they turn out to be much more attractive than thought previously.
I met this mediocre looking girl on tinder for a quick hit and she turned out to be a TOTAL dogfish. 10/10 would bang bro.