dogeist 

A dogeist is a doggy that is at a king’s level.

The dogeist stands above all other dogs while attaining the utmost amount of pets possible for being a good boy.

dogeist by king.harry.princess December 30, 2018

dogest 

Super dog, great dog, the best

The dog of my friend is a dogest

dogest by Juan Diego Pineda October 3, 2006

Dogtistic

An autistic canine

Dog, you're autistic. You're dogtistic!

Dogtistic by T. S. Hogdahl II July 6, 2009

Dogist

One who does not like a particular breed of dog

"i don't like chihuahuas. they are soo loud and i can't stand them"

"Ooo you are such a dogist."

Dogist by LuckyRomeo August 19, 2009

dogistics 

the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of what to do with the pooch when you want to get out of town.

Mary: I want to go to Barbados, but I'm not sure what to do with my beloved dog, Molly.

John: You could put her in a kennel...

Mary: No way! Those things are filthy and Molly would be irreparably scarred, mentally and possibly physically!

John: Well then, sounds like you have a serious dogistics problem.

dogistics by JoeMammy1 September 30, 2010

Dogfister

A person that commits the act of fisting a dog.

Marcus: "Ed what are you doing! you have your fist up my dog!"

Ed: "I'm dog fisting Marcus, it feels so right and warm, like a glove."

Ed: "I'm a dogfister marcus, a dogfister."

Dogfister by Marcus Steele May 8, 2008

doglistic 

the belief that a dog licking a wound will help it heal

My granny was a big believer of doglistic healing

doglistic by Ciro Damalio August 14, 2007