dogeism
dogeism by mistay icks January 27, 2024
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Dogensmaster
Dogensmaster is a way to tell someone they're the most important person in your life. Whether that be in a loving way, a family way, or just bros being bros.
Dogensmaster by rex_ink October 13, 2021
dogeist
The dogeist stands above all other dogs while attaining the utmost amount of pets possible for being a good boy.
dogeist by king.harry.princess December 30, 2018
Doeism
Uncanny ability to be the smartest person in the room no matter the subject matter; Possess 100 times the experience of a PHD, President, Dictator, Communist, Scientist, Nuclear Physicists or liberal. Able to convince anyone in the position of authority the sky is purple and everyone else in the world is wrong.
Doeism by minertrash September 18, 2014
Dogism
Urban dictionary; define dogism -
A religion of worship for four legged creatures to a sacred bowl. Dried bits of horrible mush are placed in the bowl by the humans of the four legged creatures prior to the commencement of prayers. Prayer services incorporate, chewing horrible mush, potentially being very enthusiastic regarding the prayer services and most fundamentally, finish all the mush. Dogism practices manipulating the humans into ceaseless amounts of belly rubs, infinite number of butt, butt, butts, and the senseless game of catch. This is all in service to worship and bring honor to their Giant Bone Creator. A faithful member of the dogism religion will in addition to the prayers and enslavement, will fight satan via the winged creatures that poop on porches, enter human bedrooms, or just exist. An additional sign of pioty, is adoring the humans girlfriend above all. Dogism practices laziness, and to work or pay for their way in this world is blasphemous.
Anti Dogism - not having a four legged creature heart eye emoji.
A religion of worship for four legged creatures to a sacred bowl. Dried bits of horrible mush are placed in the bowl by the humans of the four legged creatures prior to the commencement of prayers. Prayer services incorporate, chewing horrible mush, potentially being very enthusiastic regarding the prayer services and most fundamentally, finish all the mush. Dogism practices manipulating the humans into ceaseless amounts of belly rubs, infinite number of butt, butt, butts, and the senseless game of catch. This is all in service to worship and bring honor to their Giant Bone Creator. A faithful member of the dogism religion will in addition to the prayers and enslavement, will fight satan via the winged creatures that poop on porches, enter human bedrooms, or just exist. An additional sign of pioty, is adoring the humans girlfriend above all. Dogism practices laziness, and to work or pay for their way in this world is blasphemous.
Anti Dogism - not having a four legged creature heart eye emoji.
Dogism by ThePurpleRaccoon September 10, 2019
Doreism
A mental disorder in which begin your career as center-left only to grift and constantly pander to right-wing conspiracy theorists for money.
Victims of doreism include : Jimmy Dore (namesake), Tulsi Gabbard, Dave Rubin, Dennis Kucinich, Ana Kasparian, Glenn Greenwald, Bill Maher, Laci Green, George Galloway and Russell Brand.
Victims of doreism include : Jimmy Dore (namesake), Tulsi Gabbard, Dave Rubin, Dennis Kucinich, Ana Kasparian, Glenn Greenwald, Bill Maher, Laci Green, George Galloway and Russell Brand.
Actual leftist : Man it's sad to see you contracted doreism. What happened to you?
Jimmy Dore : I wanted to cash in. Also, MAGA.
Jimmy Dore : I wanted to cash in. Also, MAGA.
Doreism by kylekulinskifan August 10, 2023
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