dog-balls

when your nuts get behind your thighs on the butthole side when your legs are closed. kinda of like "the brain" but instead of using your hand your legs are doing the work. very inconvenient when you sit down or someone hits you from behind.

guy1-dude what's wrong?
guy2-i sat down when i had dog-balls on accident.
guy1-Ooo that shit is brutal.

dog-balls by ---kris--- January 7, 2009

Dog Balls

To get the short end of the stick; Short Changed

ALTERNATE

A greeting or term of enderment "Whats up Dogballs"

ALTERNATE

To phyiscally have canine testicals dragged across your face.

"Whats up Dog Balls"

ALTERNATE

"I was sposed to meet this honey at the bar and totally got dog balled"

Dog Balls by Christian Winkle March 9, 2008

Dog Balls

An alcoholic drink poured in a shot glass. It is chilled vodka with a splash of lime juice.

A celebratory expression to yell out when drinking dog ball shooters.

"Can I please order some Dog Balls for my friends"
You would say this to a waitress/bartender.

"Dog Balls!!" You would yell this out with your friends as you raise your glass to toast the drinking of Dog Balls.

Dog Balls by Doug Balls October 17, 2012

dog balls

An Eight on any single hole in golf.

Damn, I missed my putt. That makes it a Dog Balls

dog balls by Adam Ray October 25, 2006

dog balls

In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Dog Balls refers to holding pocket 8's (two 8's) as your hole cards. Superstitiously viewed as an unusually difficult hand to crack(beat).

I decided it was my time to go "all in" when I was dealt the dog balls.

dog balls by Robby Cross March 3, 2008

Dog Balls

As noted by the U.S. Navy SEALS, when the leadership has left them "hanging out there like DOG BALLS", exposed and to their own devices.

"The best example would be when the government abandoned the four Americans at the Benghazi, Libya compound, by not sending any help. They left the four hanging out like dog balls."

Dog Balls by scshootergw May 12, 2013

dog balls

When your scrotum is shriveled up and feels wrinkly and tight

Typically happens when it’s cold

“Ah shoot I have the dog balls again!”

dog balls by PLPLPLPLP December 21, 2021