Zip dick

When your zipper catches the skin on your penis

Usually rips your penis skin (foreskin)
FUCK I GOT A ZIP DICK AGAIN
by PLPLPLPLP December 22, 2021
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dog balls

When your scrotum is shriveled up and feels wrinkly and tight

Typically happens when it’s cold
“Ah shoot I have the dog balls again!”
by PLPLPLPLP December 22, 2021
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