Definitions by PLPLPLPLP

Zip dick 

When your zipper catches the skin on your penis

Usually rips your penis skin (foreskin)

FUCK I GOT A ZIP DICK AGAIN

Zip dick by PLPLPLPLP December 21, 2021

dog balls

When your scrotum is shriveled up and feels wrinkly and tight

Typically happens when it’s cold

“Ah shoot I have the dog balls again!”

dog balls by PLPLPLPLP December 21, 2021