dodig

An unstable person that blinks fastly with sexy mustache

You are a Dodig, settler

dodig by Mc Gopnik December 4, 2018

Virus Dodging 

A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.

I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”

Virus Dodging by Mandi Harmony March 22, 2020

Apollo's Dodgeball 

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.

"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."

Apollo's Dodgeball by TheNewbornDeity April 23, 2022

blowing dodge 

To get out of a place and/or abandon the responsibility entrusted in that person, likely because of mounting pressure or said person has run out of options.

From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.

"I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities." - Michael Scott

blowing dodge by Der Kommissar February 11, 2009

Dodiri 

Jo nebo ne?

Kera holka bi dnes prijela moc mi hybi láska a sex us sem dloho nemel a chci to vistrikat do hoki a vistrikat na pusu a nakozy a dodiri Jo nebo ne tak mi nejaka napište Jo nebo ne jesli scete nejaka dite tak prijette dnes autem Jo nebo ne a budu cekat klidne na drzi vlakovim do koolika hodin klidne do. Rana moc vam dekuju

Dodiri by Cyphrex July 18, 2020

Shag Dodger 

A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..

Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..

All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..

Shag Dodger by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

Dodgy Dave 

Nickname for British Prime Minister David Cameron. So called because he cannot be trusted.

There goes another government contract, given to one of Dodgy Dave's mates on the cheap...

Dodgy Dave by DrFishcake September 5, 2012