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A word me and my bestie made up through text, I was trying to write "doctor" but I messed it up, so yes. Doctie is a word, its the ripoff burger king dumpster version of doctor. Thank you
"So she said she'll tell the doctie"
doctie by Arson boy ray May 26, 2021
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Doctineer 

DOCTINEER

noun; colloquialism: A low-skilled immigrant typically from the third world, who often cannot speak English, tends to be exclusively male and of fighting age and has travelled through multiple countries in Europe under the pretense of evading war; and whose presence is justified by self-hating, smug, regressive leftists that define these immigrants as "doctors or engineers"
"Oh look, another 357 Doctineers landed on the South Coast today"
Doctineer by Gunga Din May 7, 2021
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doctie Doctiel dottie Doities Docter Doctineer Doctress dontie Dictie doccie
The fan pairing between the Doctor and Castiel.
Fangirl 1: I love Superwho
Fangirl 2: I ship Doctiel!
Doctiel by mypatronusisthetardis November 28, 2011

Doctress 

A doctress is a female doctor. It is an old word that is no longer used because of the general movement in the English language to be gender-neutral in specifying professions. This is akin to actress vs. actor (although more women prefer actor now)
He went to Doctress Johnson after getting injured while plowing the west garden. Doctress Johnson's husband is also a doctor.
Doctress by RealOldWords October 13, 2012

Dootie Doot

Also known as a good looking girl or a group of good looking girls. Can be shorten by just saying "Doot"
Oh shit look at that Dootie Doot!

Man look at those Dootie Doots!

Holy, she's a Doot!
Dootie Doot by 4Rocco4 August 7, 2008

Slippery Dottie 

When you get in the shower to wash yourself and you have to take a shit and when you go to sit on the seat your cheeks start sliding.
Man i hate getting a slippery dottie now i will have mud butt.`
Slippery Dottie by yankking November 21, 2009

Be a docter 

You get a B, you are disgrace, how you going be a docter
Be a docter by Lil petite September 4, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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