tour guide who in most cases doesn't get paid, but rather is forced to work long shifts in museums no one ever goes to, in order to fufill a community service obligation.
Dang, It would have been better for the judge to give me 8 months in jail, instead of making me work as a docent in this abandoned crap factory these people call a museum.
by AntiDepressantsAreFromTheAliens! July 07, 2005