dkmph

A made up measurement of speed.

Dkmph can be safely ignored in proof of concepts.

by ashvasaod October 13, 2015

Donnie Dumphy

Donnie Dumphy is a Dumphanease rapper from the city of St. Johns, Newfoundland. Donnie and his girlfriend Brenda are known to be the most devastating duo next to Bonnie and Clyde. Donnie rides around on his Honda 50 all day through the streets of St. Johns. Donnies videos can be found on Youtube, through the account of The Motion Show.

GET AT ME WOLLLLFFF!!!!

I'm Clyde, Brenda's Bonnie. You may drink like a fish but a fish drinks like Donnie!!!

DONNIE DUMPHY FOR LIFE!!

by Risown March 1, 2009

Dumphrey

The act of unintentionally spraying diarrhea from ones anus in the shower. The act is triggered when the sprayer applies force to expel gas from his or her bowels. However the sprayer, during the gas expulsion process, is unaware that massive amounts of liquid feces will eject from said anus. The sprayer is relatively ashamed and in a mild state of panic, however given the privacy and running water, the sprayer knows everything will be alright.

Rich: "whats up bro?"
Dave: "Dude, I just did a 'dumphrey' when i was gettin ready to go on my date with Sandy."
Rich: "Bro, thats nasty...Sandy? Who the hell is Sandy?"
Dave: "She my shuga momma"
Rich: "Cool...but what happened to Dennis?"

by R.M. Decembrist April 14, 2008

Dumphump

A dumphump occurs when you bang a chick while you're taking a dump. Shitting, wiping your ass, and then banging while sitting on the toilet is not considered a dumphump. You have to be in the process of shitting while banging for it to be considered a true dumphump. If you can time it out so that you blow a load as a huge turd is coming out, that feels great. A dumphump does not have to be performed on/over the toilet. You could fuck your girlfriend from behind and shit on your bedroom floor while doing it, and that would be considered a dumphump also. Basically, if you're shitting anywhere, while banging a chick, that is a dumphump. It's a little known fact that 32% of women have more intense orgasms when they are breathing in the smell of shit. If you haven't tried the dumphump yet, try it soon.

Todd: "Did you nail Rebecca yet you dirtbag?"
Ron: "I did more than bang her little guy, I dumphumped her at that frat party."

by John Planet October 8, 2008

damphyr

A medieval idea of a vampire/human hybrid. Generally a female version of the Dunpeal, damphyr has also been defined as a half Dunpeal/half vampire, or a 1/3 vampire.

Being neither fully human nor fully vampire, the damphyr was trusted by neither race.

by Kay Purcell August 18, 2004

Dumphuk

Reserved for only the elite morons; typically applied to the majority of politicians and bureaucrats

Federal Reserve leadership has passed from one dumphuk to the next.

by Amazed every day August 6, 2009

Dumph

short for "dumb fuck."

Man, TJ just fell on the ground like a dumph.

Tags should be separated by commas.... you dumph.

by timbertots July 14, 2009